Tolly: Hey, Linnet - come and see this. Human Number One has opened the back door!
Linnet: All right young kitten, I'm coming. What's she doing?
Tolly: She's just standing there shivering. What do you think she wants?
Linnet: Difficult to say - odd creatures, humans.
Tolly: Smells different out there, should we go out?
Linnet: Careful now, it might be a trap.
Tolly: I think I can just get get my front paws down on to the step ...
(Small gust of wind, runs back inside)
... perhaps I'll leave it for another day.
Linnet: Good idea, let's go and see if she's put any more food out.